Mortal Kombat 9 : A love story

So it's been awhile guys, and while I'd love to make excuses as I always do, or perhaps some lame post apocalyptic joke (seriously guys, it was never clever), I would rather just get into the meat of today's topic. MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE THE PSN IS DOWN!

So as most of you probably know, Sony's Playstation Network has been down for some time now. Sony is claiming that they will have the service up and running soon, BUT WHAT DO WE DO IN THE MEANTIME? Well, it's not as easy question to answer, but I've come up with a top ten list that I hope will help some of you in your time of need.

Oh and for xbox owners, please don't rub it in. This isn't funny, thousands of people have had their personal information stolen as a result of this issue. Plus, your undying allegiance to a faceless corporation doesn't make you look intelligent, or witty, it makes you look like a tool.

So with all that said, sit back and enjoy THE TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE THE PLAYSTATION NETWORK IS DOWN!

Look and Sound Smarter!!

Hey friend, it's me again; contacting you from the eerie nether regions of finals week. It's the one place no one college student wants to be. Ever.

It's crunch time ladies and germs, so you'll excuse me if my post is a little lacking in quantity. It would actually be a smart idea to use this time to work on studying some inorganic bio, which I'm slacking in considerably, but typing a post is a lot more fun.

Speaking of which, I would absolutely love to meet the person who stood up one day at a science convention and said "Hey, let's take biology and split it into two different, completely opposite courses!" I'm not going to be a nurse, but I feel bad for the nursing students who have to learn Inorganic Biology, then next semester throw all of that shit they learned, all of the hours they spent in front of a text book and all the money they spent on Aderrall out of the window to learn about Organic shit. At least that's how I think it works, I could be mistaken.

Anyways, it just doesn't make sense. I wonder if there's a way to study just inorganic classes and get your MD in Paper or Dirt. I could see how that would suck though. Consider this situation:

"Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house!? My grandmother just collapsed!!"
"Yes, I am a doctor!"
"Help me!!"
"Oh...whoops. I'm sorry, I specialize in plastic spoons. Looks like she's going to die though."

Yeah, inorganic doctors are not a smart idea...

Which leads me to my next topic. I want to teach you how to be smart.