Definitive List of Song Lyrics!!

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Now I want to talk about everybody's favorite past time, music. Here's something that happens to me all the time.

You hear a song over and over again and pretty soon you're singing out loud it like you wrote the damn thing.

It comes on at a party or on the radio and everybody starts singing it at the top of their lungs.

Then, you get to this part and everybody has a different version of how it goes.

After the primary awkwardness, people start arguing and fighting over what the exact lyrics are.

You go to some shady lyric website to settle the debate but it keeps trying to sell you all types of crazy shit.

You start to panic and eventually you cry while the world as you know it melts to nothingness.

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.

Well, I decided I was tired of this happening. So I'm here to set the record straight.

This is my definitive, end-all be-all list of song lyrics. I'm gonna place one song here today (courtesy of youtube) and give you what the exact lyrics are and where in the song they appear.

Never again will there be an argument over a lyric. Now everyone will be on the same page!

Today's pick is a recently radio-raped pop jam from everybody's favorite Barbadian--

Artist: Rihanna
Song: Only Girl In The World



Lyric in question comes in at about 31 seconds. I've heard it sung in many different ways:

I want you to love me, like I'm a hot Rye.

I want Juice and bubbly, like I'm a hot guy.

I want Jews to rub me, 'cuz I'm a nice guy.

Because all nice guys just want to be rubbed by Jews.

I'm not outright saying any of these lyrics are wrong, they're just stupid.

Next time this song comes on at the club or at the local bible study, lean your head back and sing:

"I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME, LIKE I'M A HOT FRY."

That's what Rihanna and Jesus wants sung there.

Tune in next time, and I'll clear up another obscure song lyric.

P.S. Use the comment section below to request songs as well!!