Life Update: Please Buy Shadows of the Damned!

Hey everyone! How is everybody doing out there in the big ole scary world? It's been awhile since I've been able to just sit down and collect my thoughts. So lets have a chat shall we?

Horrifying.

Food For Thought

Hey Reader. Hope you're doing swell. I've been working on a great post that I'm sure you'll enjoy but I just can't seem to finish it. Sadly, my inspiration and drive died when I recently lost my grandfather. Don't worry, I'll be back in full force very soon, I just need a little time. But until then I just wanted to leave you with a little food for thought.

This is what goes on in the mind of the Lawmaker, this is what I like to call Food For Thought:

So I've been thinking, why does it only take one match to start a Forrest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??

and...

Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup??

and...

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean 1 person enjoys it??


and finally...


If an orange is called an orange...why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow??



Ponder over these things....

Taking Classes ONLN

"Taste this, and the boundaries of possibility disappear; the fields of infinite space open to you, you advance free in heart and mind."

That's a quote from this book I'm reading. It's called "The Count of Monte Cristo". That was deep as shit, huh? Fuck yeah. Because that's what I'm all about Reader. Being deep and shit.

Not a fan of reading? Or do you think that book is not for you? Get this. That quote was said by the main character Edmond Dantes while he was disguised as another dude named Sinbad the Sailor. Sinbad was talking about weed while he himself was high as shit on the ganja, he was talking to some dude named Franz who also was disguised as another dude named Alladin (as in the guy from Arabian Nights. Get yo' brain swole.)

I don't smoke marijuana, but after reading that quote I assume it gives people the feeling of floating through space naked while colors dance around you. Awesome.

Infamous 2 (Mario was dreaming the whole time)

I have a lot to say about Infamous 2, and the more I sit here thinking about it the more angry I get. However, I need to preface this entire post with the fact that I like Infamous 2. Infamous 2 is a fun game, it is a good game, and I think the reason I've gotten so worked up over it, was that it had the potential to be a great game. If all you care about is whether or not Infamous 2 is better than Infamous 1, I can simply tell you "Yes...yes it is." For those of you who are more interested in the reasons behind my frustration, brace yourselves, it could get bumpy.